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Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane
GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these utter arseholes.
Elections should run every year – Money Lenders
A group of money lenders has written to the Electoral Commission today and asked them to conduct elections every year instead…
Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains
In a bizarre development, electricity in and around the city was found on without any load shedding even during heavy…
Speeding bodaboda cyclist launches into space after hitting pothole
A speeding bodaboda cyclist has been launched into space after hitting a gaping pothole in downtown Kampala
Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making
Najeera. In a major relationship gaffe, Sharon Namubiru, 29, blurted out the name of her ex-boyfriend last night when she…
Accept my apology for shagging your best friend and emptying the joint account, man tells wife
Brian Isabirye informed wife Diana he deserves credit for coming clean after the Whatsapp messages, bank statements, CCTV footage and…
Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for five hours continuously, something doctors suspect of having…
Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Early Morning After Sex With Husband
“I had a few too many drinks last night and made a huge mistake. Now he’s going to get the…
Little Johnny discovers “Holy Shit”, writes to UCN
Dear UCN, I am writing to you to let you know that I’ve discovered “holy shit”! I had always wondered…
Horrified woman forgets to tell social media she’s had her Covid jab
A WOMAN who has just joined thousands of Ugandans in having her Covid vaccine is mortified she forgot to share…
Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation
CALLED upon to give a presentation at work? Here’s how to hit the right note of business bullshit to drive…
How to be a WhatsApp dickhead
RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Here’s how to…
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