Society
Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him
Kampala - Saying he is not one to overthink things but admitting the situation was now…
Fake Academic Paper Holders Urge Calm Amidst Mass Verification
Kampala, Uganda* – In what can only be described as the least surprising scandal of…
Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the…
Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them
Kampala potholes have received information that KCCA is planning to fix them soon. This has…
Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style
As the New Year's Eve celebrations began, the potholes of around Kampala city gathered together…
Man Contracts Syphilis After Licking Dance Pole – Sues Kimansulo Club
Kampala | A 28-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has…
Speeding bodaboda cyclist launches into space after hitting pothole
A speeding bodaboda cyclist has been launched into space after hitting a gaping pothole in…
Little Johnny discovers “Holy Shit”, writes to UCN
Dear UCN, I am writing to you to let you know that I’ve discovered “holy…
Oldest Kampala city pothole turns 18
The heart of Kampala has a pothole that happened to have turned 18 years yesterday…
Parents Worried They’ll Have To Raise Their Own Children As Schools Shut Down
UGANDA — Parents across the nation have expressed their worry, fear, and shock at having…
Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
KAMPALA — Voicing anger over what it described as a severely hostile work environment, a…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers, local man Odong…