Business
Ugandan business is part hustle, part miracle.
This archive satirizes the Ugandan hustle, culture, office life, startups, and money stories told with maximum confidence and from unreliable rources.
Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election
The disappointment stems from the Vatican’s strict rules on papal elections, which inexplicably forbid bribery,…
Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were…
I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out
In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land in Kisenyi, downtown Kampala city…
Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic
Initially confused about assigning a role to the new good looking girl, office team members…
Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people
After lying low for several months as the mood of the nation was strictly against…
Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane
GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to…
Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains
In a bizarre development, electricity in and around the city was found on without any…
Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for five hours continuously,…
Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation
CALLED upon to give a presentation at work? Here’s how to hit the right note…
Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of…