Ebola Confirms Outbreak in DRC, Accuses Uganda of “Unfair” Response

The Ebola virus has announced a new outbreak in the DRC, complaining that modern response efforts are "stifling its organic…

Woman Still Expects Ex To Fix Her Wifi, Listen To Work Drama

Ivan and I agreed that nothing should change just because we broke up,” Tracy said, eating her Rolex with nyanya…

Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election

The disappointment stems from the Vatican’s strict rules on papal elections, which inexplicably forbid bribery, extortion, or last-minute "financial motivation"…

Fake Academic Paper Holders Urge Calm Amidst Mass Verification

Kampala, Uganda* – In what can only be described as the least surprising scandal of the decade, Kampala District has…

I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out

Amawulire managed to secure an exclusive interview with the hand, which spoke to us through a series of interpretive gestures…

Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report

KAMPALA —  Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to…

EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’

In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed “ghost voters” has come forward to express their…

Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory

In a groundbreaking and slightly unsettling turn of events, Ebola has granted an exclusive interview to UCN to address the…

Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament

In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an…

The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette

ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste after sex cuddling? Chauvinist and self-appointed ‘God’s gift…

Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day

I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by not being tired. It still doesn’t make much sense to…

Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs…

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