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- Man Accuses ATM of Attitude After Low Balance Card Ejection
- Married Man Leaps Into Affair Without Hint of Guilt
- Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him
- Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing
- Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip
- Ebola Confirms Outbreak in DRC, Accuses Uganda of “Unfair” Response
- Woman Still Expects Ex To Fix Her Wifi, Listen To Work Drama
- Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election
- Fake Academic Paper Holders Urge Calm Amidst Mass Verification
- I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out
- Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report
- EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’
- Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory
- Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
- The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
- Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day
- Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
- Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
- Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
- Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
- Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
- Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice
- Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them
- Wife Sues Husband for not Nagging Her
- I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out
- Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style
- Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic
- Man Contracts Syphilis After Licking Dance Pole – Sues Kimansulo Club
- Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people
- Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane
- Elections should run every year – Money Lenders
- Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains
- Speeding bodaboda cyclist launches into space after hitting pothole
- Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making
- Accept my apology for shagging your best friend and emptying the joint account, man tells wife
- Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
- Embarrassed Woman Sneaks Out Of House Early Morning After Sex With Husband
- Little Johnny discovers “Holy Shit”, writes to UCN
- Horrified woman forgets to tell social media she’s had her Covid jab
- Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation
- How to be a WhatsApp dickhead
- Five batshit things to wake up in the night and worry about
- Oldest Kampala city pothole turns 18
- Parents Worried They’ll Have To Raise Their Own Children As Schools Shut Down
- Man Who Just Reads News And Social Media All Day Unsure Why He’s So Depressed
- Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
- Research: This Article Successfully Pads Out Content Quota
- Pastor Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching
- Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
- Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
- Local Father Pretends To Understand Son’s Math Homework
- As Lockdown ends, Churches Having To Remind People To Put On Pants
- Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Sheep Return From Lockdown 50kgs Heavier
- Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
- Bodaboda Accident Ruled Death By Coronavirus
- Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems
- Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
- Researcher asks citizens to go easy on beans after concerns over coronavirus spreading through farts
- Resident fails to return home after being unable to recognize the empty roads during lockdown
- Corrupt Ugandans Association Conducts Refresher Course
- Bodaboda arrested for stopping at Zebra crossing
- Kampala resident breaks long jump national record while trying to jump over pothole
- Telecom Customer Faints on Finding Internet Data Still Intact After 3 Minutes
- Jubilation as potholes celebrate Musisi’s contract renewal
- KCCA road contractors rejoice as rains resume
- KCCA sues politicians for blocking city sewer
- Parliament member evicted from whatsapp group
- Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season
- Uganda Police creates Squad to save new year resolutions from being broken
- Teary-Eyed Money Lenders Proudly Watch As 900M Assets Swear in as MPs
- We’re not intimidated – Corrupt Ugandans tell off President
- The evolution of Kampala Rapists
- Ghost voters express disappointment over being left out of new cabinet appointments
- Wife Bans Live Gossip coverage of Husband’s Defiance Campaign
- Animals no longer interested in taking part in Protests
- Passengers encouraged to pray before boarding
- HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees
- Chaos in down town Kampala after Taxi stops to allow another car go first
- Bats deny destroying Apac health facilities
- Bodaboda cyclists decry poor state of pavements in Kampala.
- Telephone Conversation – Men Vs Women
- Army could be called in to rescue falling Ugandan Shilling
- Survival guide to Driving in Kampala City
- The new Job titles of today’s generation
- Bed bugs traumatized as NRM MPs fight for bed in Kyankwanzi
- Every motorist to swear in the name of God before bribing Police
- Government to generate electricity out of Social Media noise
- Couple Happily Signs Mortgage Documents They Don’t Understand
- Ugandan TV viewers bored of old scams, demand new and interesting ones
- Woman fined for not facebooking during dinner date
- Ugandan Men React to national budget
- How to turn on a Ugandan woman
- Terrorists organise Exhibition in the Rwenzori after NBS TV error
- Man arrested for failure to handover TV remote to wife after Fifa Worldcup
- Kampala potholes welcome KCCA confusion
- Rolex successfully fried on benches of Ministry of Public Service
- Rules of my future woman
- Pregnancy – Muganda vs Mukiga Woman
- The photos can move left and right .. swii swee .. see?
- Parents meet to draft stringent Application form for their daughters
- 41 year old Okello David lynched
- The super rich Mukiga man’s fate
- What if it were a Ugandan Airplane that had disappeared?
- NRM and FDC shirts clash inside basin, situation tense
- Cupid recalls millions of defective Ugandan Women
- Telecom Customer Care executive fired after solving problem in less than 3 minutes
- Adulterated fuel prices to remain stable – AFC
- We will only dilute milk with mineral water – Milk suppliers declare
- Road fails to develop potholes – Contractor blacklisted
- Kampala potholes to be named after Politicians
- You know your mother is Ugandan …
- Frequent walkouts help Ugandan MPs get in shape
- Clueless Police to bribe murderers in exchange for clues about next victim
- Man loses iPhone, blames URA
- KCCA to set up Pick-pocket Recuperation Centers
- Co-workers shocked to see fellow employee appear happy on a Monday morning
- Chicken strike over use of eggs by Easter Bunnies
- USA attacks Ministry of Health
- Government to launch mid-day snooze scheme for public offices
- Cows demand to be next Ugandan President
- Government set to implement “one family, one idiot” policy
- Rats in Parliament lose hearing sensation
- 7 bad habbits of men trying to impress a Girl
- Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Kampala
- Kololo Dogs express shock at unhygienic habits of Katwe dogs
- Adulterated fuel prices also hiked, clarifies government
- Ugandan wife-beaters to fight Gaddafi’s female bodyguards
- Kaloli birds to get flying toilets after President orders relocation
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