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Corrupt Ugandans Deny Panic Over Proposed Whistleblower Desk
KAMPALA — Following calls by outgoing State Minister for Regional Cooperation John Mulimba for the establishment of a special whistleblower desk to support ongoing anti-corruption investigations, several Ugandans with unusually…
The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
How long should I cuddle her after sex? If at all – and I never bother – then only as long as it takes to get your breath back. Which,…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday that it had hired assassins to quietly slaughter cows in…
Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report
KAMPALA — Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to…
Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him
Kampala - Saying he is not one to overthink things but admitting the situation was now “looking somehow,” Kisaasi resident Geoffrey…
Bed bugs traumatized as NRM MPs fight for bed in Kyankwanzi
A group of four of us were sucking blood from some juicy female MP on bed number 36 and we…
Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an…