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Corrupt Ugandans Deny Panic Over Proposed Whistleblower Desk
KAMPALA — Following calls by outgoing State Minister for Regional Cooperation John Mulimba for the establishment of a special whistleblower desk to support ongoing anti-corruption investigations, several Ugandans with unusually…
The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
How long should I cuddle her after sex? If at all – and I never bother – then only as long as it takes to get your breath back. Which,…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday that it had hired assassins to quietly slaughter cows in…
Teary-Eyed Money Lenders Proudly Watch As 900M Assets Swear in as MPs
“Its happening! and it’s been absolutely amazing to watch my revenue stream grow right before my eyes,” said smiling loan…
Adulterated fuel prices also hiked, clarifies government
Kampala. Government has clarified that the recent hike of fuel prices is applicable to all forms of fuel – leaded,…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360 escorted a passenger off the trip bus and…
Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the proper precautions had not been…