Business

Ugandan business is part hustle, part miracle.

This archive satirizes the Ugandan hustle, culture, office life, startups, and money stories told with maximum confidence and from unreliable rources.

ATM machine ejecting debit card after low balance rejection in Kampala

Man Accuses ATM of Attitude After Low Balance Card Ejection

3 Min Read

Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election

3 Min Read

Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

2 Min Read

Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep

2 Min Read

Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K

2 Min Read

I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out

2 Min Read

Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic

2 Min Read

Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people

3 Min Read

Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane

3 Min Read

Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains

3 Min Read

Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips

5 Min Read

Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation

2 Min Read

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