Business
Ugandan business is part hustle, part miracle.
This archive satirizes the Ugandan hustle, culture, office life, startups, and money stories told with maximum confidence and from unreliable rources.
Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly…
Telecom Customer Faints on Finding Internet Data Still Intact After 3 Minutes
A telecom company has created a record of a kind by not eating up a…
Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season
The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on all bribes this…
Teary-Eyed Money Lenders Proudly Watch As 900M Assets Swear in as MPs
“Its happening! and it’s been absolutely amazing to watch my revenue stream grow right before…
Army could be called in to rescue falling Ugandan Shilling
Kampala. Latest reports coming from various unreliable corners suggest that the Army has been asked to quickly…
Every motorist to swear in the name of God before bribing Police
Corrupt Traffic cops in Uganda have decided to seek divine help. Any motorist bribing them…
Government to generate electricity out of Social Media noise
With zillions of mega-watts of energy being wasted by Ugandans everyday on Social media while…
Couple Happily Signs Mortgage Documents They Don’t Understand
Kampala. — Soon-to-be newlyweds Jake Odong and Nalumansi Susan gleefully agreed to owe hundreds of…
Telecom Customer Care executive fired after solving problem in less than 3 minutes
A customer care executive from a leading Telecom company in Uganda has been fired from…
Adulterated fuel prices to remain stable – AFC
Kampala - Ugandan Motorists can look forward to not paying a shilling more for adulterated…
We will only dilute milk with mineral water – Milk suppliers declare
Kampala - Faced with low sales and waning public confidence in locally supplied milk, milkmen…
Cows demand to be next Ugandan President
Mbarara; As the next Presidential elections in Uganda 2016 come closer, various Cow groups in…