Man Accuses ATM of Attitude After Low Balance Card Ejection

KAMPALA — A Kampala man has raised concerns about what he described as “unnecessary hostility” from an ATM machine after it found less funds on his account and ejected his…

Married Man Leaps Into Affair Without Hint of Guilt

KAMPALA — Friends have confirmed that married man Tom Lwanga, 35, entered an extramarital affair with zero hesitation, zero reflection, and zero signs of internal struggle. Witnesses say Lwanga, married…

Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him

Kampala - Saying he is not one to overthink things but admitting the…

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Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing

KAMPALA, UGANDA – Plans by the Electoral Commission (EC) to deploy advanced biometric…

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Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip

Naguru, Kampala – A routine hair braiding session turned into a profoundly…

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Ebola Confirms Outbreak in DRC, Accuses Uganda of “Unfair” Response

The Ebola virus holds a press conference to announce its new outbreak…

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Woman Still Expects Ex To Fix Her Wifi, Listen To Work Drama

Ivan and I agreed that nothing should change just because…

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Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election

The disappointment stems from the Vatican’s strict rules on papal…

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Fake Academic Paper Holders Urge Calm Amidst Mass Verification

Kampala, Uganda* – In what can only be described as…

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I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out

Amawulire managed to secure an exclusive interview with the hand,…

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Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report

KAMPALA —  Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to dispute the findings, claiming they have been “on their best behavior” over the past few months and accusing the police…

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War lat­est up­dates:The nuclear nightmare that almost took out the East Coast

EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’

In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed “ghost voters” has come forward to express their frustration at being excluded from the ongoing update of the…

Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory

In a groundbreaking and slightly unsettling turn of events, Ebola…

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Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament

In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from…

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The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette

ARE you a man confused by how much time you…

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Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day

I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by…

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Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep

Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at…

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Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K

KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA…

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Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus

KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360…

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Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice

KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of…

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Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them

Kampala potholes have received information that KCCA is planning to fix them soon. This has caused a state of panic…

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Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style

As the New Year's Eve celebrations began, the potholes of…

Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic

Initially confused about assigning a role…

Man Contracts Syphilis After Licking Dance Pole – Sues Kimansulo Club

Kampala | A 28-year-old man who…

Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people

After lying low for several months…

Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane

GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines?…

KCCA road contractors rejoice as rains resume

When Mr. Ntemela Akange, a senior accountant with KCCA looked down through his office window, he initially thought that a…

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HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees

HR managers in Uganda have decided to seek services of election losers for education certificate verifications because they are very…

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Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing

Uganda's ghost voters are up in arms over new biometric verification technology, calling the Electoral Commission's anti-rigging measures discriminatory against…

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Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government

Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly advising non-essential workers to stay…

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Terrorists organise Exhibition in the Rwenzori after NBS TV error

Kabarole -- Thousands of terrorists from different parts of world are expected to tour the rwenzori region after a facebook…

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Man Accuses ATM of Attitude After Low Balance Card Ejection

KAMPALA — A Kampala man has raised concerns about what he described as “unnecessary hostility” from an ATM machine after…

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Rolex successfully fried on benches of Ministry of Public Service

Two huge rolexes (chapati and eggs) have successfully been fried on the benches warmed by people who frequent the Pensions…

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Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic

Initially confused about assigning a role to the new good looking girl, office team members were shocked to the core…

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Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them

Kampala potholes have received information that KCCA is planning to fix them soon. This has caused a state of panic…

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Wife Sues Husband for not Nagging Her

A local woman has filed a lawsuit against her husband, claiming that he has failed to fulfill his marital duties…

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I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out

In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land in Kisenyi, downtown Kampala city has come forward to deny…

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The evolution of Kampala Rapists

A section of rapists in Kampala have come up explain how they came in to existence 1. You pass by a…

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Oldest Kampala city pothole turns 18

The heart of Kampala has a pothole that happened to have turned 18 years yesterday and a grand birthday party…

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Army could be called in to rescue falling Ugandan Shilling

Kampala. Latest reports coming from various unreliable corners suggest that the Army has been asked to quickly study economics, finance, forex, markets,…

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Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice

KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of a woman his father had brought back to…

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