Corrupt Ugandans Deny Panic Over Proposed Whistleblower Desk
KAMPALA — Following calls by outgoing State Minister for Regional Cooperation John Mulimba for the establishment of a special whistleblower desk to support ongoing anti-corruption investigations, several Ugandans with unusually…
Man Accuses ATM of Attitude After Low Balance Card Ejection
KAMPALA — A Kampala man has raised concerns about what he described as “unnecessary hostility” from an ATM machine after it found less funds on his account and ejected his…
Married Man Leaps Into Affair Without Hint of Guilt
KAMPALA — Friends have confirmed that married man Tom Lwanga, 35, entered…
Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him
Kampala - Saying he is not one to overthink things but admitting the…
Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing
KAMPALA, UGANDA – Plans by the Electoral Commission (EC) to deploy advanced biometric…
Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip
Naguru, Kampala – A routine hair braiding session turned into a profoundly…
Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report
KAMPALA — Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to dispute the findings, claiming they have been “on their best…
Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s…
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Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360…
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Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice
KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of a woman his father had brought back to…
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I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out
In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land…
Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs…
Churches Scramble To Widen Doorways As Sheep Return From Lockdown 50kgs Heavier
Kampala — Several churches in Uganda are being forced to widen their doors so returning customers sheep can fit through…
Bodaboda cyclists decry poor state of pavements in Kampala.
Bodaboda cyclists are up in arms with city authorities for failure to maintain the verandahs and pavements that they ride…
Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing
Uganda's ghost voters are up in arms over new biometric verification technology, calling the Electoral Commission's anti-rigging measures discriminatory against…
Terrorists organise Exhibition in the Rwenzori after NBS TV error
Kabarole -- Thousands of terrorists from different parts of world are expected to tour the rwenzori region after a facebook…
Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style
As the New Year's Eve celebrations began, the potholes of around Kampala city gathered together to ring in the new…
Woman Hopes Husband Listened Closely To Pastor’s Sermon On Self-Righteousness
Ntinda, Kampala — Local woman Namakula Rachel told UCN on Sunday she hopes her husband Kasozi Andrew listened closely to…
Adulterated fuel prices also hiked, clarifies government
Kampala. Government has clarified that the recent hike of fuel prices is applicable to all forms of fuel – leaded,…
Government set to implement “one family, one idiot” policy
Kampala. In the wake of President Museveni branding a section of individuals including Members of Parliament "Idiots and Fools", Uganda…
Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip
A Naguru salon faces backlash for its staff's silent service, leaving a client feeling 'incompletely serviced' due to a critical…
Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of telling one another “Oh sorry,…
Ebola Confirms Outbreak in DRC, Accuses Uganda of “Unfair” Response
The Ebola virus has announced a new outbreak in the DRC, complaining that modern response efforts are "stifling its organic…
Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament
In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale protest march headed towards Parliament. Speaking at an…
Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems
KAMPALA — The Mukasa family has had lots of problems at the local church they've attended for the past five…
I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out
Amawulire managed to secure an exclusive interview with the hand, which spoke to us through a series of interpretive gestures…
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