Corrupt Ugandans Deny Panic Over Proposed Whistleblower Desk
KAMPALA — Following calls by outgoing State Minister for Regional Cooperation John Mulimba for the establishment of a special whistleblower desk to support ongoing anti-corruption investigations, several Ugandans with unusually…
Man Accuses ATM of Attitude After Low Balance Card Ejection
KAMPALA — A Kampala man has raised concerns about what he described as “unnecessary hostility” from an ATM machine after it found less funds on his account and ejected his…
Married Man Leaps Into Affair Without Hint of Guilt
KAMPALA — Friends have confirmed that married man Tom Lwanga, 35, entered…
Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him
Kampala - Saying he is not one to overthink things but admitting the…
Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing
KAMPALA, UGANDA – Plans by the Electoral Commission (EC) to deploy advanced biometric…
Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip
Naguru, Kampala – A routine hair braiding session turned into a profoundly…
Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report
KAMPALA — Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to dispute the findings, claiming they have been “on their best…
Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s…
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Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360…
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Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice
KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of a woman his father had brought back to…
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I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out
In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land…
Telecom Customer Care executive fired after solving problem in less than 3 minutes
A customer care executive from a leading Telecom company in Uganda has been fired from her job after she solved…
Bats deny destroying Apac health facilities
The Bat community in Northern Uganda, which has been accused of invading several health facilities in Apac District destroying some of the…
Frequent walkouts help Ugandan MPs get in shape
Kampala. Ugandan MPs across the political divide have confirmed that they were losing weight and getting in shape thanks to…
Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic
Initially confused about assigning a role to the new good looking girl, office team members were shocked to the core…
Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips
Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for five hours continuously, something doctors suspect of having…
Pregnancy – Muganda vs Mukiga Woman
Alot has been said about baganda and bakiga women. Baganda have been termed as being soft and lazy while the…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local…
Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs…
Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making
Najeera. In a major relationship gaffe, Sharon Namubiru, 29, blurted out the name of her ex-boyfriend last night when she…
Couple Happily Signs Mortgage Documents They Don’t Understand
Kampala. — Soon-to-be newlyweds Jake Odong and Nalumansi Susan gleefully agreed to owe hundreds of millions of shillings to an…
Cupid recalls millions of defective Ugandan Women
Heaven. Cupid, the leading global manufacturer of lovers, has decided to recall millions of defective women that were offloaded in…
Animals no longer interested in taking part in Protests
Kampala. After being forced by human beings to take part in protests around the city for various reasons, animals including…
Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing
Uganda's ghost voters are up in arms over new biometric verification technology, calling the Electoral Commission's anti-rigging measures discriminatory against…
Bodaboda arrested for stopping at Zebra crossing
Kampala Road bodaboda cyclist, Kasozi Paul was this morning arrested in the middle of a busy section near Post Office building…
Kaloli birds to get flying toilets after President orders relocation
Following reports that the days of scavenger birds commonly known as Kalooli at State House Nakasero are numbered following an…
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