Corrupt Ugandans Deny Panic Over Proposed Whistleblower Desk
KAMPALA — Following calls by outgoing State Minister for Regional Cooperation John Mulimba for the establishment of a special whistleblower desk to support ongoing anti-corruption investigations, several Ugandans with unusually…
Man Accuses ATM of Attitude After Low Balance Card Ejection
KAMPALA — A Kampala man has raised concerns about what he described as “unnecessary hostility” from an ATM machine after it found less funds on his account and ejected his…
Married Man Leaps Into Affair Without Hint of Guilt
KAMPALA — Friends have confirmed that married man Tom Lwanga, 35, entered…
Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him
Kampala - Saying he is not one to overthink things but admitting the…
Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing
KAMPALA, UGANDA – Plans by the Electoral Commission (EC) to deploy advanced biometric…
Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip
Naguru, Kampala – A routine hair braiding session turned into a profoundly…
Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report
KAMPALA — Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda who have come forward to dispute the findings, claiming they have been “on their best…
Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s…
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Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed…
Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360…
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Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice
KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of a woman his father had brought back to…
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I am not worth 37bn – Acre of land in Kisenyi speaks out
In a shocking turn of events, an acre of land…
Uganda Police creates Squad to save new year resolutions from being broken
Every year, millions and millions of innocent resolutions die in their infancy. Many unfortunate poor ones don’t even get to…
Clueless Police to bribe murderers in exchange for clues about next victim
Kampala. Unable to gather any clues about the recent mind boggling murders in the country from its intelligence agencies, the Uganda Police…
Family Looks Forward To New Church Solving All Their Problems
KAMPALA — The Mukasa family has had lots of problems at the local church they've attended for the past five…
Man detained for blindly following traffic rules in Kampala
An unidentified 30-year-old male has been detained by Kampala Traffic Police for suspicious behavior after he was caught following all…
Workmates Shocked as Beautiful Girl Turns Out To Be A Workaholic
Initially confused about assigning a role to the new good looking girl, office team members were shocked to the core…
Ebola Confirms Outbreak in DRC, Accuses Uganda of “Unfair” Response
The Ebola virus has announced a new outbreak in the DRC, complaining that modern response efforts are "stifling its organic…
Kaloli birds to get flying toilets after President orders relocation
Following reports that the days of scavenger birds commonly known as Kalooli at State House Nakasero are numbered following an…
Telecom Customer Faints on Finding Internet Data Still Intact After 3 Minutes
A telecom company has created a record of a kind by not eating up a customer’s internet immediately after activation.…
Elections should run every year – Money Lenders
A group of money lenders has written to the Electoral Commission today and asked them to conduct elections every year instead…
Coworkers On Zoom Trapped In Infinite Loop Of Telling Each Other ‘Oh Sorry, No, Go Ahead’
Kampala—Coworkers at a local advertising firm CTA Space remained trapped in an infinite loop of telling one another “Oh sorry,…
Couple Happily Signs Mortgage Documents They Don’t Understand
Kampala. — Soon-to-be newlyweds Jake Odong and Nalumansi Susan gleefully agreed to owe hundreds of millions of shillings to an…
The new Job titles of today’s generation
Finding a decent job in Uganda is quite a hassle and after getting one, some of us need a decent…
Research: This Article Successfully Pads Out Content Quota
KAMPALA — According to a new report released Friday, this article, the one you are currently reading, has successfully padded…
Man loses iPhone, blames URA
With an effort to keep the momentum of the anti-government corruption movement going, the members of Opposition held protests outside Uganda…
Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him
Kampala - Saying he is not one to overthink things but admitting the situation was now “looking somehow,” Kisaasi resident Geoffrey…
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