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Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip

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Naguru, Kampala – A routine hair braiding session turned into a profoundly disorienting experience for local accountant Brenda Nakitto on Tuesday, when she discovered that the salon she patronized employed…

Ebola Confirms Outbreak in DRC, Accuses Uganda of “Unfair” Response

The Ebola virus has announced a new outbreak in the DRC, complaining that modern response efforts are "stifling its organic…

Woman Still Expects Ex To Fix Her Wifi, Listen To Work Drama

Ivan and I agreed that nothing should change just because we broke up,” Tracy said, eating her Rolex with nyanya…

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Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election

The disappointment stems from the Vatican’s strict rules on papal elections, which inexplicably forbid bribery, extortion, or last-minute "financial motivation"…

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The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette

ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste after sex cuddling? Chauvinist and self-appointed ‘God’s gift to women’ Wayne Hayes explains.

Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day
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I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by not being tired. It still doesn’t make much sense to…

Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping
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KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s problems, from corruption to disease to high costs…

Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
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Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the proper precautions had not been…

Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
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Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at its facilities, management at Meat Parkers announced Thursday…

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