Man Accuses ATM of Attitude After Low Balance Card Ejection
KAMPALA — A Kampala man has raised concerns about what he described as “unnecessary hostility” from an ATM machine after it found less funds on his account and ejected his…
Married Man Leaps Into Affair Without Hint of Guilt
KAMPALA — Friends have confirmed that married man Tom Lwanga, 35, entered an extramarital affair with zero hesitation, zero reflection, and zero signs of internal struggle. Witnesses say Lwanga, married…
Man Who’s Been in 3 House Burglaries Starting to Think This May Be About Him
Kampala - Saying he is not one to overthink things but admitting the…
Ghost Voters Scoff at EC’s Plan Against Ballot Stuffing
KAMPALA, UGANDA – Plans by the Electoral Commission (EC) to deploy advanced biometric…
Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip
Naguru, Kampala – A routine hair braiding session turned into a profoundly…
Ebola Confirms Outbreak in DRC, Accuses Uganda of “Unfair” Response
The Ebola virus holds a press conference to announce its new outbreak…
EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’
In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed “ghost voters” has come forward to express their frustration at being excluded from the ongoing update of the…
Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book
Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed…
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Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep
Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at…
Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K
KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360…
Child Putting On Whole Show For Woman Whom Single Dad Will Only Bang Twice
KAMPALA — In a wasted effort to tug at the heartstrings of…
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Kampala’s Potholes in a state of panic as KCCA Threatens to Fix Them
Kampala potholes have received information that KCCA is planning to fix them soon. This has caused a state of panic…
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Kampala City Potholes Welcome 2023 in Style
As the New Year's Eve celebrations began, the potholes of…
Government set to implement “one family, one idiot” policy
Kampala. In the wake of President Museveni branding a section of individuals including Members of Parliament "Idiots and Fools", Uganda…
Corrupt Ugandans Association Conducts Refresher Course
The Corrupt Ugandans Association (CUA) has announced a nationwide refresher course for its members following a worrying rise in arrests,…
Trip Organizer Forced To Remove Sober Client From Road Trip Bus
KAMPALA — After management of a road trip around dubbed Uganda 360 escorted a passenger off the trip bus and…
Rookie Move: Non-Tithe Giver Makes Eye Contact With Church Usher
Kampala - In a costly rookie move for the relatively new churchgoers, local man Odong Robert and his wife Joan…
Kampala resident breaks long jump national record while trying to jump over pothole
Kampala: 32 yr old Odong James from Nsambya created history in Uganda yesterday when he broke the almost 50 yr old national long jump…
Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane
GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these utter arseholes.
I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out
Amawulire managed to secure an exclusive interview with the hand, which spoke to us through a series of interpretive gestures…
Road fails to develop potholes – Contractor blacklisted
Kampala. Local construction companies and consultants cutting across ideological and political divide have joined forces to denounce and suggest the…
HR admins to approach Election losers for degree verification and background checks on new employees
HR managers in Uganda have decided to seek services of election losers for education certificate verifications because they are very…
We’re not intimidated – Corrupt Ugandans tell off President
Kampala - Corrupt Politicians in Uganda vowed yesterday they will not be intimidated by the President and his old new…
Car Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
KAMPALA — Voicing anger over what it described as a severely hostile work environment, a local car alarm announced Monday…
The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette
ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste after sex cuddling? Chauvinist and self-appointed ‘God’s gift…
Ugandan Men React to national budget
The National Budget has not gone down well with most Ugandans and Ugandan men have come up with the following changes…
Kampala Woman Suffers Existential Crisis After Salon Visit Devoid of Gossip
A Naguru salon faces backlash for its staff's silent service, leaving a client feeling 'incompletely serviced' due to a critical…
KCCA road contractors rejoice as rains resume
When Mr. Ntemela Akange, a senior accountant with KCCA looked down through his office window, he initially thought that a…
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