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I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out

Amawulire managed to secure an exclusive interview with the hand, which spoke…

Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report

KAMPALA —  Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed…

EC Voter Register Update – Ghost Voters Demand Inclusion: ‘We Have Rights Too!’

In a surprising twist to Uganda’s electoral preparations, a group of self-proclaimed…

Relax, I’m Just Here for the Vibes!’ – Ebola virus downplays USA travel advisory

In a groundbreaking and slightly unsettling turn of events, Ebola has granted…

Corruption distances self from protest march to parliament

In an unprecedented move today, Corruption officially distanced itself from a large-scale…

The womaniser’s guide to post-coital etiquette

ARE you a man confused by how much time you should waste…

Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day

I’d never have guessed I could eradicate my tiredness by not being…

Breaking: All Of Uganda’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping

KAMPALA—In a string of overwhelming and unexpected successes, all of the uganda’s…

Makerere University Students Put Under Quarantine After Exposure To Library Book

Makerere University — Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed…

Kampala Meat Packers Hires Assassins To Quietly Slaughter Cows In Their Sleep

Industrial Area - Addressing the need to incorporate more humane practices at…

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Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K

KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local landlord Byakagaba Andrew reportedly informed his tenants Monday that he…

Safe to take bribes again, conclude corrupt people

After lying low for several months as the mood of the nation was strictly against corruption and fraud, the dishonest…

Five nightmare wankers you’ll end up sat next to on a Uganda Airlines plane

GOING on holiday aboard Uganda Airlines? Prepare yourself to endure five hours stuck next to one of these utter arseholes.

Elections should run every year – Money Lenders

A group of money lenders has written to the Electoral Commission today and asked them to conduct elections every year instead…

Electricity fails to go off during heavy rains

In a bizarre development, electricity in and around the city was found on without any load shedding even during heavy…

Speeding bodaboda cyclist launches into space after hitting pothole

A speeding bodaboda cyclist has been launched into space after hitting a gaping pothole in downtown Kampala

Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making

Najeera. In a major relationship gaffe, Sharon Namubiru, 29, blurted out the name of her ex-boyfriend last night when she…

Accept my apology for shagging your best friend and emptying the joint account, man tells wife

Brian Isabirye informed wife Diana he deserves credit for coming clean after the Whatsapp messages, bank statements, CCTV footage and…

Weekend Office Party Leaves Employee with Stiff Stretched Lips

Okiror kept on smiling at them and laughing at their jokes for five hours continuously, something doctors suspect of having…