Money Lenders Mourn Lost Opportunity to Fund Next Pope’s Election

The disappointment stems from the Vatican’s strict rules on papal elections, which inexplicably forbid bribery,…

Fake Academic Paper Holders Urge Calm Amidst Mass Verification

Kampala, Uganda* – In what can only be described as the least surprising scandal of…

I’ve Been Through Hell! – Mathias Walukagga’s Left Hand Speaks Out

Amawulire managed to secure an exclusive interview with the hand, which spoke to us through…

Criminals Dispute Uganda Police Crime Report

KAMPALA —  Uganda Police Force’s recently released monthly crime report has incensed ccriminals across Uganda…

Corrupt Ugandans Association Conducts Refresher Course

The Corrupt Ugandans Association (CUA) has announced a nationwide refresher course for its members following…

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Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day

A MAN who has felt sluggish and groggy every morning for the last 20 years has been stunned to learn that getting more sleep makes him perkier.  Joseph Turner, 33,…

Landlord Informs Tenants He’s Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By 200K

KAMPALA — Blaming the change on factors like inflation and steep URA taxes that were out of his control, local landlord Byakagaba Andrew reportedly informed his tenants Monday that he…

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Your guide to giving a bullshit business presentation

CALLED upon to give a presentation at work? Here’s how to hit the right note of business bullshit to drive…

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How to be a WhatsApp dickhead

RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Here’s how to…

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You know your mother is Ugandan …

1. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after…

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The photos can move left and right .. swii swee .. see?

These Uganda Policemen where spotted sometime back looking at a tablet and with the expression on their faces, I am…

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