KAMPALA — Friends have confirmed that married man Tom Lwanga, 35, entered an extramarital affair with zero hesitation, zero reflection, and zero signs of internal struggle.
Witnesses say Lwanga, married for four years, responded to mild flirting from a friend’s sister as though he had been waiting on standby. “There was no confusion,” said one observer. “Only action.”
“People lie that cheating comes from problems at home,” Lwanga said. “That’s just PR. I’ve been ready since the honeymoon.”
Several of Lwanga’s married friends were quick to offer what they described as “experienced guidance.”
“One mistake doesn’t define you,” advised one friend who asked to be identified only as Chairman. “Just make sure there’s no evidence. That’s the real sin.”
Another added, “Marriage is about balance. You eat at home, but sometimes you snack outside. Just don’t bring crumbs back.”
A third friend reportedly told Lwanga, “If you start feeling guilty, it means you’re getting attached. That’s where people mess up.”
The woman involved, Grace Namatovu, said she was surprised by how smoothly everything happened. “I expected drama,” she said. “Instead, he behaved like this was already on his calendar.”
At press time, Lwanga confirmed he had no plans to stop, explaining that “regret works best in hindsight, not planning.”
