A HUSBAND has told his wife that once he has offered a full-throated apology for shagging her best mate and spending their joint savings, he has done all he can.
Brian Isabirye informed wife Diana he deserves credit for cumming coming clean after the Whatsapp messages, bank statements, CCTV footage and phone nudes were discovered, and said that after today’s apology he considers his responsibility to be over.
Speaking to his wife while driving through traffic back home, he said: “All I say is, I’m sorry and then we’ll move on. Anything else and you need to have a word with yourself.”
“Yes, when I discovered twenty million shillings gone from our joint bank account, I was furious alongside you, I demanded heads should roll, but that was before you found out it was me.”, he continued
“And it’s true that I repeatedly denied having anything to do with Deborah, swearing on our children’s lives, but once you found that nine-minute explicit sex-tape, I have been nothing but honest. And you can see for yourself, the sausage has remained untouched since.”, he went on
“… and by the way, I have paid the Multiplex parking fine I got for parking badly outside that lodge in Wandegeya. Paid it in full. That offers us the perfect opportunity to draw a line under this whole distracting affair and move on.”, he continued
“It would be irresponsible to break up this marriage now, while there’s a war on in Ukraine. Frankly I think less of you for considering it. Perhaps you’re the one needs to be saying sorry.”
By press time, his wife Diana hadn’t responded to call calls from UCN for a comment.
