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Telecom users allowed to step out during lockdown in search of Network – Government
Kampala: With the curfew and lockdown across the Uganda still in place, Government is repeatedly advising non-essential workers to stay…
Telecom Customer Faints on Finding Internet Data Still Intact After 3 Minutes
A telecom company has created a record of a kind by not eating up a customer’s internet immediately after activation.…
Corrupt Policemen announce massive discounts on bribes this festive season
The Uganda Corrupt Police Network (CPN) has announced a 50% off on all bribes this festive season to thank all…
Teary-Eyed Money Lenders Proudly Watch As 900M Assets Swear in as MPs
“Its happening! and it’s been absolutely amazing to watch my revenue stream grow right before my eyes,” said smiling loan…
Army could be called in to rescue falling Ugandan Shilling
Kampala. Latest reports coming from various unreliable corners suggest that the Army has been asked to quickly study economics, finance, forex, markets,…
Every motorist to swear in the name of God before bribing Police
Corrupt Traffic cops in Uganda have decided to seek divine help. Any motorist bribing them will be asked to first…
Government to generate electricity out of Social Media noise
With zillions of mega-watts of energy being wasted by Ugandans everyday on Social media while outraging on various issues, Government…
Couple Happily Signs Mortgage Documents They Don’t Understand
Kampala. — Soon-to-be newlyweds Jake Odong and Nalumansi Susan gleefully agreed to owe hundreds of millions of shillings to an…
Telecom Customer Care executive fired after solving problem in less than 3 minutes
A customer care executive from a leading Telecom company in Uganda has been fired from her job after she solved…
